little-pipedream

unimportant:

productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

"um you’re being kinda a bitch" OMFG

staycutie
solacity:

elvistiel:

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.  I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

I FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS A TATTOO OKAY

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PAINTING OF SOME SORT

solacity:

elvistiel:

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.

He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?

This thing is awesome.
I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

I FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS A TATTOO OKAY

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PAINTING OF SOME SORT